Watch What You Say, You May Be Taken Seriously
Across from our high rise in Coronado was once a small hostel, and its owner was a friend of ours. But he had some quirks. He liked animals. Once he bought two large roosters, and they loved to crow at all times of the day. One week I had a Colombian painter in my place doing some work, and the roosters started crowing. I told him I wished those things would get lost. Next morning he arrived with a box of doughnuts. I figured that was nice of him, but when I opened the box to get one, there were two rooster heads inside.